To understand Izuku Midoriya, one must first
understand the fundamental laws of physics.
Physics dictate that every action has an equal
and opposite reaction. They dictate that energy cannot be created or destroyed,
only transformed. They dictate that a four-year-old boy, weighing roughly forty
pounds, should not be capable of altering the atmospheric pressure of the
Shizuoka Prefecture with a sneeze.
Unfortunately for the laws of physics, Izuku
Midoriya’s Quirk did not care about them.
It was a Tuesday afternoon. The Midoriya
household was a portrait of domestic tranquility. Four-year-old Izuku was
sitting on the living room rug, passionately mashing an All Might action figure
against a villain action figure. His mother, Inko, was in the kitchen, humming
a soft tune as she prepared katsudon for dinner. The scent of frying pork
filled the air, warm and comforting.
Izuku felt a tickle in his nose.
He dropped his All Might figure. He rubbed his
freckled nose with the back of his chubby hand. The tickle persisted, digging
deep into his sinuses. He inhaled.
"Ah—"
Inko glanced over from the stove, a fond smile
on her lips. "Bless you in advance, Izuku, sweetie."
"Ah—"
Suddenly, a blinding, emerald-green light
engulfed the living room. Inko dropped her spatula. The light was so intense it
cast stark, terrifying shadows against the floral wallpaper. Accompanying the
light was a sound—a deep, guttural, subterranean rumbling that vibrated through
the floorboards, rattling the teacups in the cupboards and causing the windows
to groan in their frames.
The light faded in a microsecond, revealing that
her four-year-old son was gone.
In his place sat a prehistoric monstrosity.
It was a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Or, at least,
something that closely resembled one, scaled down to roughly the size of a
family minivan, though it was rapidly expanding. It had forest-green scales
that shimmered like polished emeralds, massive, muscular hind legs, a thick
tail that had already accidentally crushed the coffee table into fine sawdust,
and a comically oversized head with jaws that looked capable of snapping a bank
vault in half.
The creature blinked its large, emerald eyes.
It looked down at its tiny, two-fingered forelimbs. It looked at Inko.
Then, the sneeze finally arrived.
"CHOOOOOOOOOO!"
It wasn't a sound. It was a localized
meteorological event.
The force of the air expelled from the green
dinosaur’s nostrils hit the ceiling of their apartment. There was no
resistance. There was no structural integrity that could withstand it. The
ceiling simply ceased to be an obstacle.
With a deafening CRACK-BOOM, the entire roof
of the Midoriya apartment complex was violently liberated from the rest of the
building. It shot straight up into the sky like a rocket, spinning gracefully
into the stratosphere, leaving the apartment completely open to the blue sky above.
Pigeons miles away were blown off their perches. A local weather station
reported a sudden, inexplicable Category 5 hurricane that lasted for exactly
one-tenth of a second.
Silence descended upon the roofless apartment.
Sunlight streamed in, illuminating the dust motes dancing in the air.
The green T-Rex sniffled, rubbed its massive
snout with its tiny arm, and then, in another flash of light, reverted back
into a four-year-old boy.
Izuku looked up at the sky, where his ceiling
used to be, then looked at his mother.
"Mommy," Izuku said, his voice
completely normal. "I think I got my Quirk."
Inko Midoriya looked at the sky. She looked at
the sawdust that used to be a coffee table. She looked at her son, who was
completely unharmed, sitting in the epicenter of ground zero.
She fainted straight onto the kitchen
linoleum.
Doctor Tsubasa was a man who had seen it all.
He had seen kids who could breathe fire, kids who could pull their eyeballs out
of their sockets, and kids who were literally just anthropomorphic bicycles.
But he had never seen an x-ray quite like the one currently displayed on his
lightboard.
He took off his thick glasses, rubbed his
eyes, put the glasses back on, and stared at the film again.
"Well, Mrs. Midoriya," the doctor
said, his voice trembling slightly. He looked at Inko, who was sipping
nervously from a paper cup of water, and then at Izuku, who was happily
swinging his legs on the examination table, reading a superhero comic.
"Does he have a Quirk, Doctor?" Inko
asked, her voice barely a whisper. She was still traumatized by the impromptu
skylight in her living room.
"Mrs. Midoriya, to say your son has a
Quirk is like saying the Pacific Ocean is somewhat damp," Dr. Tsubasa
said, gesturing wildly to the x-ray. "I don't even know how to classify
this. It’s a Transformation/Mutation hybrid. I’m calling it 'Apex T-Rex'."
"A T-Rex?" Inko asked. "Like
the dinosaur?"
"Yes, but no," the doctor said,
sweating profusely. "Normally, animal-transformation Quirks scale the
animal's natural abilities to human proportions. If someone turns into a bear,
they get the strength of a bear. Your son... your son’s Quirk has taken the
concept of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, stripped away all biological limitations, and
multiplied its stats by a factor of... well, infinity."
Dr. Tsubasa pointed a trembling pen at Izuku's
skeletal x-ray. "Look at this bone density. The machine almost broke
trying to penetrate his arm. His bones are roughly as dense as a dying neutron
star. His cellular regeneration is instantaneous. His muscle fibers are tighter
than carbon nanotubes. If I tried to give him a shot right now, the needle
would shatter, the syringe would explode, and I would probably break my
wrist."
Izuku looked up from his comic. "Does
that mean I can be a hero, Doctor?"
Dr. Tsubasa stared at the boy. "Son, you
could walk into a volcano, drink the magma, and complain that it needed salt.
Yes. You can be a hero. In fact, I pity the fool who tries to be a villain in whatever
city you choose to live in."
From that day forward, Izuku Midoriya's life
changed. But not in the way one might expect.
When a child discovers they have a powerful
Quirk, they usually become arrogant, boisterous, or eager to show off. But for
Izuku, the realization of his power brought a profound, inescapable sense of
melancholy.
By the time he was ten years old, Izuku had
realized a horrifying truth: Nothing could hurt him.
And consequently, nothing was exciting.
He loved heroes. He worshipped All Might. He
kept meticulous notebooks on hero strategies, villain Quirks, and combat
tactics. But his notebooks weren't written so he could figure out how to defeat
villains.
They were written so he could figure out how
to defeat villains without accidentally turning them into pink mist.
His daily life was an exercise in extreme,
agonizing restraint. If he stubbed his toe on a doorframe, the entire wall
would collapse. If he hugged his mother too tightly, he risked shattering her
spine. If he got a papercut, the paper would instantly dull and disintegrate
against his impenetrable skin.
He didn't even need to transform into the
giant green T-Rex to access his power. His human form retained the passive
durability and strength of the beast. He was a god trapped in the body of a
freckled, perpetually tired middle schooler.
And then, there was Katsuki Bakugo.
Aldera Junior High was, for all intents and
purposes, a thoroughly average school. But for Katsuki Bakugo, it was his
kingdom. He was the alpha, the star pupil, the undisputed king with a flashy,
powerful Explosion Quirk.
Bakugo believed he was the main character of
reality.
Izuku, on the other hand, just wanted to get
through the day without accidentally snapping his pencil in half for the fourth
time.
It was a brisk Tuesday afternoon in their
third year of middle school. The homeroom teacher, a balding man who looked
like he’d rather be anywhere else, was standing at the front of the class with
a stack of career aptitude tests.
"Since you're all third years, it's time
for you to think seriously about your future," the teacher announced,
holding up the papers before dramatically tossing them into the air. "But
who am I kidding? You're all aiming for the hero course, right?!"
The classroom erupted. Students cheered,
showing off their Quirks. Long fingers stretched, minor flames flickered, and
one kid’s eyes bugged out of his head.
"Hey, teach!" a loud, arrogant voice
cut through the noise.
Katsuki Bakugo leaned back in his chair, his
feet resting on his desk, a smug smirk plastered across his face. "Don't
lump me in with these bunch of losers. I'm the real deal. These guys will be
lucky to end up as sidekicks to some busted D-lister."
The class broke into angry murmurs, but nobody
dared challenge him. Bakugo's explosions were no joke.
"Ah, yes, Bakugo," the teacher said,
glancing at a clipboard. "You're applying to U.A. High, aren't you?"
The class gasped. U.A. was the national
academy. The acceptance rate was in the decimals.
Bakugo leaped onto his desk, basking in the
shock and awe. "That's right! I aced the mock test! I'm the only one at
this school who could possibly get in! I'll surpass All Might and become the
top hero, and my name will be etched in gold!"
The teacher adjusted his glasses. "Oh,
right. Midoriya is also applying to U.A."
The classroom fell completely, dead silent.
All eyes slowly turned to the back of the
room. Izuku Midoriya was slumped over his desk, his cheek resting against the
wood, staring blankly out the window at a cloud that looked vaguely like a pork
cutlet. He blinked slowly, turning his head to look at the teacher.
"Hm?" Izuku hummed softly. "Oh.
Yeah. U.A. Sounds okay, I guess."
Bakugo froze on his desk. The smug grin slid
off his face, replaced by a twitching, rabid snarl. A vein bulged on his
forehead, pulsing dangerously.
To the rest of the class, Izuku was a mystery.
He was quiet, he never used his Quirk, and he always looked bored. But to
Bakugo, Izuku was a walking, breathing insult to his existence. Bakugo had
tried for years to establish dominance over Izuku.
It never worked.
"DEKU!" Bakugo roared, launching
himself off his desk. He propelled himself through the air with a blast from
his palms, soaring over the rows of desks until he landed squarely in front of
Izuku.
Bakugo slammed his hands down onto Izuku’s
desk.
BOOM!
A massive, fiery explosion engulfed the desk.
Smoke filled the back of the classroom. The other students shrieked and ducked
for cover. The teacher sighed, rubbing his temples, not even bothering to
intervene.
The smoke slowly cleared.
Izuku’s desk was gone. It had been reduced to
a pile of charred, smoldering splinters on the floor.
Izuku, however, was still sitting in his
chair, in the exact same position, his cheek resting on his hand in mid-air
where the desk used to be. His uniform—custom-ordered by his mother and woven
with carbon-fiber and Kevlar just so it wouldn't rip when he stretched—didn't
have a single scorch mark on it. Not a single green hair on his head was
singed.
Izuku blinked. He looked down at his lap.
His favorite All Might mechanical pencil had
been caught in the blast. It was melted into a sad, twisted piece of plastic.
Izuku let out a long, heavy sigh. The kind of
sigh a middle-aged accountant makes when the printer jams at 4:55 PM on a
Friday.
"Kacchan," Izuku said, his voice
flat, devoid of any anger or fear. "That was my favorite pencil. I bought
it at the merchandise store in Roppongi."
Bakugo’s hands were smoking. His eyes were
wide with a mix of fury and deep, repressed terror. "Shut up! You think
you can look down on me?! You think you can compete with me, Deku?! You don't
even use your Quirk! You just stand there looking stupid!"
Izuku tilted his head. He looked at Bakugo’s
smoking hands. "Your explosions are getting warmer, Kacchan. It felt like
a nice summer breeze today. Very exfoliating for the pores. Good job."
Bakugo’s jaw dropped. A strange, strangled
noise escaped his throat—a cross between a scream and a whimper.
"Exfoliating...? I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL BLAST YOU INTO ASH!"
Bakugo pulled his arm back, sparking another
massive explosion, aiming right for Izuku's face.
Izuku didn't flinch. He didn't blink. He just
stared at Bakugo with dead, fish-like eyes. He slowly raised his left hand,
holding up a single finger.
He didn't do anything. He just held the finger
there.
Bakugo’s fist stopped an inch from Izuku’s
face. His entire body trembled. Every primal instinct in Bakugo’s DNA—the
lizard brain that kept his ancestors alive—was screaming at him. DO NOT STRIKE
THE APEX PREDATOR. DO NOT ENGAGE. FLEE. FLEE. FLEE.
Bakugo swallowed hard. He slowly lowered his
arm, his chest heaving, sweat pouring down his face.
"Whatever," Bakugo muttered, his
voice cracking slightly. "You're... you're not worth my time, you damn
nerd."
Bakugo turned around and marched stiffly back
to his desk, looking like he was walking to the gallows. The rest of the class
stared in awed, terrifying silence. Nobody understood the dynamic between the
two, but everyone knew one thing: Midoriya was the only person on earth who
could make Katsuki Bakugo back down without throwing a single punch.
Izuku sighed again, picking up the melted
remains of his pencil. "Now I have to use a pen," he muttered.
"I hate using pens. You can't erase."
He truly led a difficult life.
The school day finally ended, much to Izuku's
relief. He grabbed his yellow backpack, slung it over his shoulder, and began
the walk home.
The afternoon sun was dipping lower in the
sky, casting long, golden shadows across the pavement. Izuku walked with a
slow, lethargic gait, his hands stuffed deep into his pockets. His mind was
miles away, contemplating the great mysteries of the universe.
Should I ask Mom to make pork cutlet bowls
tonight? he thought. Or maybe hamburger steak? Hamburger steak sounds good. I
hope we have that special sauce...
His route took him through a concrete
underpass—a shortcut he usually took to avoid the crowded main streets. It was
dim and echoed with the sound of his red sneakers scuffing against the
pavement.
Clack. Clack. Clack.
As he reached the middle of the tunnel, a
strange noise broke his train of thought. It sounded like wet mud slopping
against the concrete, accompanied by a foul, sulfuric odor that smelled
distinctly like an open sewer on a hot day.
Izuku stopped walking. He looked behind him.
Oozing out of a nearby manhole cover was a
massive, undulating pile of dark green, viscous sludge. It bubbled and shifted,
rising up to the ceiling of the underpass. Two massive, bulbous eyes formed in
the muck, followed by a jagged mouth filled with rotting, yellowish teeth.
"A medium-sized meat shield!" the
Sludge Villain gurgled, his voice a wet, echoing rasp. "Perfect! Just what
I needed to hide from him!"
Izuku stared at the towering mass of living
sewage. He didn't scream. He didn't take a fighting stance. He just looked
mildly inconvenienced, like a man who had just realized he stepped in a puddle
wearing fresh socks.
Gross, Izuku thought. That's going to ruin my
uniform.
"Don't worry, kid," the Sludge
Villain sneered, lunging forward like a tidal wave of mud. "It'll only
hurt for about 45 seconds! Then, it'll all be over! You're my hero!"
The sludge crashed down upon Izuku, completely
enveloping him in a sphere of thick, suffocating fluid. The villain laughed
maniacally, forcing his liquid body down Izuku's throat, intending to hijack
his body from the inside out.
For the first three seconds, the Sludge
Villain was ecstatic. He had a hostage. He had a vessel. The number one hero,
who had been chasing him all day, would never find him now.
But at the fourth second, the Sludge Villain
realized something was horribly, terribly wrong.
When you hijack a human body, you expect to
feel soft tissue. You expect to feel yielding muscles, fragile bones, and the
desperate, struggling panic of a weak mammalian host.
The Sludge Villain felt none of that.
Trying to force his way into Izuku Midoriya’s
mouth felt like trying to force wet toilet paper through a wall of solid,
reinforced titanium. The boy’s skin wasn't skin; it felt like an impenetrable
fortress. The villain pushed harder, pouring all of his strength into
suffocating the boy.
Inside the sludge, Izuku opened his eyes. He
wasn't choking. His lung capacity was so immense he could comfortably hold his
breath for three weeks if he needed to.
He tasted the sludge. It tasted like rotten
eggs, old gym socks, and stagnant river water.
Izuku frowned. Okay, that's disgusting.
Suddenly, the Sludge Villain felt the
"hostage" move. It wasn't a struggle of panic. It was a slow,
deliberate movement, driven by an overwhelming, unfathomable physical strength
that completely disregarded the fluid pressure of the sludge.
Izuku raised his hand and wiped a bit of
sludge away from his eyes.
"What the...?" the Sludge Villain
gasped, his liquid body churning in confusion. "Why aren't you choking?!
Let me in! Let me take over!"
Izuku closed his eyes. He took a deep
breath—inhaling a massive chunk of the Sludge Villain in the process, which
only confused the villain more—and activated his Quirk.
Apex T-Rex: Partial Transformation.
The Sludge Villain felt a sudden, violent
shift in the mass of the boy he was trying to engulf. The boy's head began to
expand, shifting, morphing, and growing at a terrifying speed. The soft, human
skin hardened into dense, emerald-green scales. The human mouth extended
outward, forming a massive, elongated snout. Rows of teeth—each one the size of
a kitchen knife and sharper than a diamond-tipped saw—sprouted from the gums.
In a matter of milliseconds, the boy’s head
had been replaced by the head of a monstrous, prehistoric apex predator,
perfectly proportioned to swallow a compact car.
The Sludge Villain's bulbous eyes widened in
absolute, soul-crushing horror.
"Wait... what are you—?!"
Izuku didn't give him time to finish.
The massive T-Rex jaws opened wide, unhinging
slightly to accommodate the sheer volume of the villain. And then, with the
force of a hydraulic press crushing a watermelon, the jaws snapped shut.
CHOMP.
The sound echoed through the underpass like a
gunshot. Izuku’s jaws completely enveloped the main body of the Sludge Villain,
scooping up his eyes, his mouth, and ninety percent of his liquid mass in a
single, devastating bite.
Izuku tilted his massive, scaled head back,
and swallowed.
Gulp.
The Sludge Villain slid down Izuku's
esophagus. The villain tried to thrash, tried to expand, tried to burst out
from the inside. But the walls of Izuku’s stomach were lined with muscles so
dense they could withstand a nuclear blast. The villain found himself trapped
in a dark, invincible cavern, completely immobilized by the sheer, crushing
pressure of a digestive tract that was technically capable of digesting
depleted uranium.
Oh god, the Sludge Villain thought, weeping
liquid tears inside the stomach of a bored teenager. I'm in hell. This kid is
hell.
Izuku shrunk his head back down to its normal,
freckled human proportions. He wiped a bit of leftover sludge from his lip with
the back of his hand, grimacing at the taste.
"Ugh," Izuku muttered, patting his
stomach, which felt slightly bloated but otherwise fine. "I definitely
need a mint."
He looked around the underpass. It was quiet
again. The threat was neutralized. The epic battle of life and death had lasted
exactly eight seconds.
Izuku sighed. He adjusted his backpack straps
and continued his walk. He still needed to figure out what was for dinner.
He walked out of the underpass and into a
small, nearby alleyway. He noticed an empty, two-liter plastic soda bottle
sitting next to a recycling bin. He stopped, staring at the bottle.
Right, Izuku thought. I shouldn't digest him.
That's probably illegal. And it might upset my stomach before Mom's cooking.
He bent down, picked up the empty soda bottle,
and unscrewed the cap. He brought the rim of the bottle to his lips. He took a
deep breath, flexing his diamond-hard abdominal muscles.
BURP.
It was a polite, quiet burp, but the force
behind it was absolute.
A stream of concentrated, highly compressed
green sludge shot out of Izuku's mouth like a fire hose, perfectly funneling
straight into the two-liter bottle. The Sludge Villain poured into the plastic
container, screaming soundlessly as he was packed tighter and tighter into the
small space.
Within two seconds, Izuku had regurgitated the
entire villain into the bottle. He quickly screwed the plastic cap back on
tight.
He held the bottle up to the light. The Sludge
Villain’s two eyes floated in the compressed muck, staring out at Izuku with a
look of pure, unadulterated trauma. The villain was shivering.
"Sorry about that," Izuku said
softly, giving the bottle a gentle shake. "It was dark in there."
Izuku turned to leave the alley, perfectly
content to drop the bottle off at the nearest police box and go home to his
pork cutlets.
But destiny, it seemed, had other plans.
Before Izuku could take a single step, the
manhole cover in the center of the street a few yards away exploded upward into
the air. A massive, towering figure erupted from the sewers, landing on the
pavement with a ground-shattering THUD.
The man was a mountain of muscle, dressed in a
white t-shirt and cargo pants. He had slicked-back blonde hair with two
prominent tufts sticking up like rabbit ears. Shadows naturally obscured his
chisled face, highlighting a massive, pearly-white smile that radiated pure,
unbridled charisma.
It was him. The Symbol of Peace. The Number
One Hero.
All Might.
"FEAR NOT, CITIZEN!" All Might
bellowed, his voice booming like a foghorn, striking a dramatic, heroic pose
with his fists planted on his hips. "FOR I AM HE—"
All Might froze.
He had been tracking the Sludge Villain all
day. He had exhausted his time limit, pushing himself to the absolute brink,
ready to unleash a Texas Smash to save whoever had been caught in the villain's
clutches. He was ready for a fight. He was ready for blood, sweat, and tears.
Instead, he saw a scrawny, green-haired middle
schooler standing in an alley, holding a two-liter soda bottle filled with his
target.
The boy wasn't out of breath. He wasn't
injured. He wasn't even dirty. He just looked incredibly, profoundly bored.
All Might blinked. He lowered his fists. The
heroic wind that perpetually blew his hair seemed to die down.
"Uh," All Might articulated
eloquently.
Izuku stared at his idol. Inside, a small part
of him—the fanboy that had filled thirteen notebooks with hero analysis—was
doing backflips. But outwardly, Izuku's face remained a mask of apathetic calm.
The sheer disparity between his physical power and reality had long since
killed his ability to outwardly panic.
"Oh. Hi, All Might," Izuku said, his
voice flat.
"Greetings, young man!" All Might
recovered quickly, flashing his trademark smile, though a bead of sweat rolled
down his massive temple. He marched over to Izuku, leaning down to inspect the
bottle. "Did you... did you apprehend this villain?"
"Yeah," Izuku said, holding the
bottle out. "He jumped me in the underpass. I ate him, walked over here,
and burped him into this bottle."
All Might stared at the boy. He stared at the
bottle. He processed the words "ate him" and "burped him."
All Might’s brain, famously concussed in
several battles, struggled to compute this information. "You... ate
him?"
"Just for a minute," Izuku
clarified, not wanting to sound weird. "I didn't chew."
All Might looked closer at the Sludge Villain
inside the plastic prison. The villain saw All Might, but instead of looking
angry, the villain looked relieved. The villain mouthed the words, Take me to
jail, please keep me away from him.
"Well!" All Might boomed, letting
out a hearty, booming laugh that sounded slightly forced. "HA HA HA!
Excellent work, young citizen! You possess a powerful Quirk, it seems! To
subdue a villain of this caliber without causing collateral damage... truly
remarkable! I will take this scoundrel off your hands and deliver him to the
authorities!"
All Might reached out and took the bottle.
"Now, I must be off! Justice never sleeps!"
All Might crouched down, preparing to leap
into the sky. But before he could, Izuku reached into his backpack.
"Wait," Izuku said.
All Might paused. Ah, he thought. The boy
wants an autograph. Or perhaps, he wants to ask me a question. A boy with such
a strong Quirk... perhaps he needs guidance. Perhaps he needs to understand the
true weight of heroism. This could be a teaching moment.
All Might turned back, his smile softening
into something more genuine and paternal. "Yes, my boy? What is it?"
Izuku pulled out his notebook, Hero Analysis
for the Future No. 13, and a pen. He held it out.
"Can you sign this? Please?" Izuku
asked politely.
"Of course!" All Might laughed,
taking the notebook. He quickly signed his name across a massive, two-page
spread in bold marker. He handed it back to the boy. "There you go! Keep
training that Quirk of yours, young man! The world always needs strong
heroes!"
All Might waited for the boy's eyes to light
up. He waited for the tears of joy, the passionate declaration of a dream, the
desperate plea of 'Can I be a hero like you?'
Izuku just nodded, put the notebook back in
his bag, and zipped it up. "Cool. Thanks. Have a good afternoon."
Izuku turned around and started walking away.
All Might stood frozen in the alleyway, the
bottle of sludge in his hand, watching the boy walk away with a slight slouch
in his shoulders.
Wait, All Might thought, his smile twitching.
That's it? He just leaves? He just soloed a B-rank villain in five seconds, got
my autograph, and walked away like he just bought a carton of milk from a
convenience store?
For the past year, All Might had been
searching for a successor. His body was failing him. The wound from All For One
was slowly killing him. He needed someone with the heart of a hero, someone who
could inherit the sacred torch of One For All.
He looked at Izuku's retreating back.
Could it be him? All Might wondered. He has
the strength. He has the calm demeanor under pressure. Perhaps... perhaps I
should stop him. I should offer him my power!
All Might took a step forward. "Young
man! Wait!"
Izuku stopped and turned around, looking
mildly annoyed. "Yeah?"
All Might opened his mouth. The words were on
the tip of his tongue. I want to give you my Quirk. I want you to be the next
Symbol of Peace.
But as All Might looked into Izuku's eyes, he
stopped.
There was a terrifying depth to those emerald
green eyes. A complete, unshakeable void of conflict. All Might had faced the
greatest monsters in history, and he had seen the fire of ambition, rage, or
fear in all of them. But in this fourteen-year-old boy, All Might saw
absolutely nothing to conquer. He saw a boy who had already reached the summit
of the mountain, looked around, realized the view was boring, and sat down to
take a nap.
All Might suddenly felt a profound sense of
obsolescence.
If he gave this kid One For All, the power
stockpiling Quirk would stack on top of whatever ridiculous power the boy
already had. The universe might literally shatter. The boy didn't need his
power. In fact, All Might had a sneaking suspicion that if he punched this boy
at 100% of his strength, the boy would just complain about a draft.
"Uh," All Might stammered, the
Number One Hero momentarily losing his legendary composure. "I... um. Make
sure you look both ways before crossing the street."
Izuku stared at him. "Okay."
Izuku turned around and walked out of the
alley.
All Might stood alone with his bottle of
sludge. He let out a long, deflating breath. Suddenly, with a puff of steam,
his massive, muscular form gave way. His body shrunk, his muscles evaporating
until he was left as a frail, skeletal man swimming in oversized clothes.
Toshinori Yagi coughed, wiping a bit of blood
from his mouth.
"Well," Toshinori muttered to
himself, looking at the empty street where the boy had disappeared. "I
guess Japan is in good hands. I wonder what's on TV tonight."
Later that evening, the Midoriya household was
peaceful.
Izuku sat at the dining table, wearing an
oversized t-shirt, happily munching on a perfectly fried pork cutlet. Inko sat
across from him, sipping green tea, watching her son eat with a warm smile.
The television in the living room was on,
playing the evening news.
"In local news today," the
newscaster reported, "Pro Hero All Might apprehended a dangerous Sludge
Villain in the downtown area. However, witnesses report that All Might was seen
carrying the villain in a plastic soda bottle before handing him over to the
police. Authorities are baffled, but grateful for the Symbol of Peace's
eccentric methods..."
Inko chuckled. "Oh, that All Might. He
always finds the most creative ways to save the day, doesn't he, Izuku?"
Izuku chewed his pork cutlet slowly. He
swallowed.
"Yeah, Mom," Izuku said, taking a
sip of water. "He's really creative."
"Are you excited for the U.A. Entrance
Exam, honey?" Inko asked, her eyes shining with maternal pride. "I
know you've been wanting to go there since you were a little boy."
Izuku looked down at his chopsticks. He
thought about the entrance exam. He knew it was a practical test. He knew there
would be robots. He knew thousands of kids across the country were currently
training their bodies to the breaking point, sweating blood and tears just for
a chance to walk through those gates.
He wondered if he should transform his whole
body for the exam, or just a leg.
If I use a whole leg, I might kick a robot
into orbit and hit a satellite, Izuku reasoned internally. That would cost the
government a lot of money. I should probably just use my tail. Or maybe I can
just walk really fast and let the shockwave do it.
"Yeah," Izuku said, offering his
mother a small, lazy smile. "I'm sure it'll be a breeze."
He finished his dinner, washed his plate, and
went to his room. He sat on his bed, looking at the posters of All Might
plastered across his walls. The Symbol of Peace smiling down at him, promising
that everything would be okay.
Izuku laid back on his bed, staring at the
ceiling.
He didn't need a Symbol of Peace. He didn't
need to overcome adversity. He was Izuku Midoriya, the Apex T-Rex, and his
biggest challenge tomorrow would be trying not to accidentally rip the handle
off the train door on his way to school.
He closed his eyes and drifted to sleep,
dreaming of a world where maybe, just maybe, someone could give him a decent
back massage without their fingers breaking.
But until then, he would just have to settle
for being the strongest, most bored creature to ever walk the earth.
In standard superhero narratives, the ten
months leading up to a prestigious academy's entrance exam are a grueling
montage of blood, sweat, and tears. The protagonist pushes their mortal shell
beyond its limits, pulling trucks, lifting weights, and screaming at the sky in
the pouring rain.
Izuku Midoriya spent his ten months catching
up on sleep.
Dagobah Municipal Beach Park had once been a
beautiful coastline, but over the years, ocean currents and illegal dumping had
transformed it into a sprawling, dystopian mountain range of rusted
refrigerators, bald tires, and broken microwaves. It was an eyesore to the
local community. To aspiring heroes, it might have looked like the perfect
training ground to build muscle by clearing the debris.
To Izuku, it looked like a custom-made
orthopedic mattress.
It was a brisk Saturday morning in November,
roughly four months before the U.A. exam. Izuku had wandered down to the beach
wearing a baggy grey hoodie and sweatpants. He surveyed the jagged, dangerous
piles of rusted metal and sharp fiberglass.
"Perfect," he mumbled, rubbing his
eyes.
He didn't bother looking around to see if the
coast was clear. Even if someone saw him, they wouldn't believe it anyway. He
took a deep breath, letting the salty sea air fill his impossibly large lungs,
and activated his Quirk.
Apex T-Rex: Full Transformation.
The transformation was silent, save for the
sudden, violent displacement of air. One moment, a freckled teenager stood on
the sand. The next, a fifty-foot-tall, emerald-green Tyrannosaurus Rex blotted
out the morning sun. The ground beneath his massive, three-toed feet compacted
instantly, turning the loose sand into a sheet of solid glass from the sheer,
instantaneous pressure of his weight.
Izuku let out a lazy yawn, revealing rows of
teeth that could easily double as greatswords. He stretched his thick, muscular
neck, cracking it with a sound like a thunderclap, and lumbered toward the
largest pile of trash on the beach. It was a towering, precarious structure
made of three crushed pickup trucks, a dozen washing machines, and a rusted-out
bus.
Izuku didn't clear it. He simply turned in a
circle like a dog making its bed, and collapsed on top of it.
CRUNCH.
The mountain of solid steel and iron flattened
instantly under his colossal bulk, contorting into a perfect, custom-fitted
nest. The jagged metal edges pressed against his scales, providing the perfect
amount of pressure. For someone whose skin was infinitely dense, regular beds
felt like sleeping on empty air. It was uncomfortable. But a crushed city bus?
That felt like a high-end memory foam mattress.
Izuku closed his massive, reptilian eyes and
began to snore. Every exhale created a localized windstorm that sent empty soda
cans skittering across the beach.
Up on the sea wall overlooking the beach, a
gaunt, skeletal man in an oversized trench coat was out for his morning jog.
Toshinori Yagi—better known as All Might—froze in his tracks.
He had come to Dagobah Beach to scout for
potential successors. He had heard rumors of youths trying to clean the beach
to build character. Instead, he found the boy from the alleyway—the one who had
burped the Sludge Villain into a bottle—currently masquerading as a Kaiju,
using several tons of solid steel as a beanbag chair.
Toshinori watched as the giant T-Rex sleepily
shifted its weight, completely vaporizing a washing machine beneath its thigh.
The Number One Hero slowly backed away, turned
around, and jogged in the opposite direction.
Yes, Toshinori thought, wiping a cold sweat
from his brow. Not giving him One For All was definitely, undeniably, the
smartest decision I have ever made in my entire life.
The morning of the U.A. Entrance Exam arrived
with crisp, chilly air and a bright blue sky.
Inko Midoriya was a nervous wreck. She was
fluttering around the kitchen like a trapped moth, aggressively packing a bento
box.
"Izuku! Do you have your pencils? Your
eraser? Your registration card? Did you pack an extra pair of underwear? What
if you sweat through your uniform? What if the exam has a water-rescue portion
and you get soaked? I packed a towel! I packed three towels!"
Izuku sat at the kitchen table, casually
sipping a bowl of miso soup. "Mom. It's okay. I have everything."
"But it's U.A.!" Inko cried,
clutching a spatula to her chest. "The acceptance rate is less than two
percent! What if the robots are too hard? What if—"
"Mom," Izuku interrupted gently,
setting his soup bowl down. "It's going to be fine. I promise."
Inko looked at her son. He was so calm. Too
calm. But then she remembered the time he accidentally sneezed the roof off
their apartment building, and her anxiety immediately shifted from 'Will my son
be okay?' to 'Will the U.A. campus survive the morning?'
"Just... please try not to break the
school, Izuku," she pleaded, handing him his bento box. "We can't
afford to replace a national monument."
"I'll be careful," Izuku said,
taking the lunch. "I'm just going to do the bare minimum to pass. I don't
want to stand out too much."
This was, perhaps, the most inaccurate
statement Izuku Midoriya would make in his entire life.
The walk to U.A. High School was uneventful.
Izuku listened to a podcast about the history of watching paint dry, finding
the narrator's monotone voice soothing. As he approached the towering,
glass-and-steel gates of the legendary academy, the sheer volume of anxious,
hyper-energetic teenagers began to give him a slight headache.
Everyone was buzzing with nervous energy. Some
kids were muttering to themselves, others were doing dynamic stretches, and
some were already showing off minor Quirks to intimidate the competition.
Izuku just slouched forward, his hands in his
pockets, his eyes half-closed.
"Out of my way, Deku!"
Izuku didn't even turn his head as Katsuki
Bakugo stormed past him, radiating aggressive, explosive energy. Bakugo gave
him a wide berth, actively making sure his shoulder didn't brush against
Izuku's. Ever since the incident with the melted pencil, Bakugo had adopted a
strategy of loud, verbal aggression from a safe, physical distance of at least
five feet.
Izuku watched Bakugo stomp into the building
and sighed.
He took a step forward, his foot catching
slightly on an uneven paving stone. Because Izuku walked with such a lethargic,
heavy gait, the slight trip caused him to pitch forward. He didn't panic. He
just prepared to let his face hit the concrete. The concrete would shatter, he
would stand up, dust off his uniform, and keep walking. It was standard
operating procedure.
But before gravity could introduce his
indestructible nose to the pavement, he felt a light tap on his shoulder.
"Oops! Catch!"
Izuku suddenly felt a strange sensation. The
gravitational pull on his body vanished. He hung suspended in mid-air, tilted
forward at a forty-five-degree angle.
He looked to his left. A girl with a round
face, large brown eyes, and permanent pink blush on her cheeks was standing
there, holding her hands together in a triangle formation. She was smiling
brightly, though she looked slightly strained.
"Whew! That was close!" the girl
said, her voice bubbly. "Sorry for using my Quirk on you without asking, but
it'd be bad luck if you fell right before the exam, right?"
Izuku blinked. Zero Gravity, he analyzed
instantly. A touch-based Quirk that nullifies the gravitational pull on an
object.
What Ochaco Uraraka didn't know was that
Izuku's base physical density was so astronomically high that her Quirk was
currently fighting the equivalent mass of a small battleship.
"Oh," Izuku said, his voice monotone
as he floated sideways. "Thank you."
Uraraka released her Quirk.
"Release!"
Izuku dropped the remaining three inches to
the ground. When his red sneakers touched the pavement, a localized tremor
rippled through the courtyard. The ground cracked slightly under his feet.
Uraraka stumbled back, wiping a bead of sweat
from her forehead. "Wow, you're... really dense! I mean, heavy! I mean...
you have a lot of presence! Ah, I'm nervous! Let's do our best, okay?"
She gave him a bright wave and hurried into
the building.
Izuku stared after her. She seems nice, he
thought. I hope she doesn't get stepped on today.
The written portion of the exam was a profound
exercise in physical restraint.
Izuku sat in the massive auditorium, a tiny,
fragile 2 pencil pinched delicately between his thumb and index finger. The
test itself was easy. Izuku was smart; his hero analysis notebooks required a
high level of critical thinking, physics, and mathematics. He knew all the
answers.
The problem was filling in the little bubbles
on the scantron sheet without pressing too hard.
Okay, question 42, Izuku thought, sweating
slightly. The answer is C. Just... gently... shade it in...
He lowered the pencil lead to the paper. He
applied a micro-fraction of an ounce of pressure.
SNAP.
The pencil lead exploded into graphite dust.
The wooden barrel splintered in his grip, turning into toothpicks.
Izuku let out a long, silent exhale. He raised
his hand.
The proctor, a lanky hero named Snipe, walked
over. "Problem, examinee?"
"My pencil broke," Izuku whispered.
"Can I have another one?"
"Sure thing, kid. Here." Snipe
handed him a fresh pencil.
"Thank you." Izuku took it.
Ten minutes later. SNAP.
Izuku raised his hand again.
By the end of the two-hour written exam, Izuku
had gone through fourteen pencils, completely atomizing each one. The desk
beneath him was covered in a thick layer of graphite dust and wooden splinters.
Snipe was staring at him from across the room with a look of deep, terrified
confusion.
Izuku finally finished the test, feeling more
mentally exhausted than he had in years. Next time, I'm bringing a crayon, he
vowed to himself.
Following the written exam, the students were
ushered into a massive, stadium-seating amphitheater for the practical exam
orientation. The lights dimmed, a spotlight snapped on, and the Voice Hero,
Present Mic, strutted onto the stage.
"WELCOME TO MY LIVE SHOW,
EVERYBODY!" Present Mic roared into his directional speaker system, his
voice rattling the fillings in the students' teeth. "EVERYBODY SAY
HEEEYYYY!"
Silence. Pure, unadulterated silence.
Izuku, sitting a few rows behind Bakugo, let
out a quiet yawn, leaning his chin on his hand.
Present Mic didn't miss a beat. "I LOVE
THE CHILLS! ALRIGHT, EXAMINEES, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE LOWDOWN ON HOW THIS
PRACTICAL TEST IS GONNA GO DOWN! ARE YOU READY?!"
The screen behind him lit up, displaying a map
of a mock cityscape and three silhouettes of robots.
"You'll be conducting a ten-minute mock
urban battle!" Present Mic explained. "You can bring whatever you
want! After this presentation, you'll head to your assigned battle centers! The
rules are simple! There are three types of faux villains in every center!
They're worth one, two, or three points depending on their difficulty! Use your
Quirks to disable these faux villains and rack up that high score!"
Izuku tuned out. Robots, he thought. Metal.
Easy to break. Ten minutes is way too long. I wonder if they have a buffet
after this.
"EXCUSE ME, SIR!"
A tall, broad-shouldered boy with blue hair
and glasses suddenly stood up a few rows down, his arm shooting into the air as
stiff as a board.
"I have a question!" the boy
declared, his voice booming with authority. "On the printout, there are
clearly four types of villains! If this is a misprint, then U.A., the most
prominent school in Japan, should be ashamed of that foolish mistake!"
The boy then spun around, pointing an
accusatory, robotic finger directly at Izuku.
"And you! In the back!"
Izuku blinked, pointing a finger at his own
chest. Me?
"Yes, you!" the blue-haired boy
barked. "You've been slouching and yawning this entire presentation! This
is not a vacation! If you're not going to take this seriously, you should leave
immediately!"
The entire auditorium turned to look at Izuku.
Izuku stared back at the boy. He evaluated the
situation. This boy was intense. He was loud. He was demanding an emotional
reaction.
Izuku didn't have one to give.
"Okay," Izuku said softly, his voice
completely flat. "Sorry."
The blue-haired boy faltered. The absolute
lack of pushback, the complete absence of defensive energy, completely derailed
his rant. It was like throwing a punch at a concrete wall covered in pudding.
"Uh... very well," the boy
stammered, sitting back down, adjusting his glasses nervously. "Just...
see that you behave."
"Alright, alright, examinee 7111!"
Present Mic interjected, saving the awkward silence. "Thanks for the great
catch! The fourth villain is worth ZERO points! It's an obstacle! A gimmick!
There's one in every battle center! It's not impossible to defeat, but there's
no reason to! My advice? RUN AWAY FROM IT!"
Izuku perked up slightly. A zero pointer? An
obstacle to avoid?
He mentally filed that information away. Note
to self: Don't trip over the obstacle.
Battle Center B was the size of a small
metropolitan district. High concrete walls surrounded a fully realized,
abandoned city, complete with skyscrapers, streets, and alleyways.
Hundreds of students stood gathered before the
massive, towering gates, waiting for the signal. The air was thick with
tension. Kids were sweating, hyperventilating, and visualizing their
strategies.
Izuku stood at the very back of the crowd. He
had decided against doing stretches. Stretching usually led to him accidentally
tearing his clothes or creating shockwaves that knocked people over. He just
stood there, staring blankly at the massive doors.
He spotted Uraraka near the front, taking deep
breaths and slapping her cheeks to hype herself up. He saw the blue-haired boy
from the auditorium marching around, looking like a drill sergeant.
Everyone is so stressed, Izuku thought. I
guess this is a big deal to them.
High above the gates, Present Mic stood on a
watchtower with a microphone.
"RIGHT, LET'S START!" Present Mic
screamed.
The massive gates began to slowly groan open.
The examinees at the front hesitated, taking a collective breath, preparing to
sprint the moment the doors were fully open.
Izuku didn't hesitate.
I want to go home and play video games, Izuku
thought. Let's get this over with.
"GET MOVING!" Present Mic bellowed.
"THERE ARE NO COUNTDOWNS IN REAL BATTLES! RUN, RUN, RUN!"
The crowd surged forward, a tidal wave of
teenagers charging into the mock city. Quirks flared to life—speed boosts,
energy blasts, animal mutations. The sound of metal clashing and explosions
soon echoed from within the walls.
Izuku walked casually through the gates. He
checked his imaginary watch. Ten minutes.
He looked down a long avenue. A group of three
One-Pointer robots rolled out from an alleyway, locking onto him with glowing
red optic sensors.
"TARGET ACQUIRED," the robots droned
in unison, raising their mechanical arms.
Izuku sighed. He didn't want to run around
finding robots. That sounded exhausting. He looked at the towering buildings
around him. He looked at the sky.
If I just step on everything, this will go
much faster, he reasoned.
Izuku stopped walking. He closed his eyes.
In the observation room, located in a
high-tech bunker deep within U.A., the faculty of heroes were watching hundreds
of screens, monitoring the examinees.
"We have a good crop this year,"
Midnight purred, crossing her legs. "Look at that explosive boy in Center
A. So aggressive!"
"The gravity girl in Center B is showing
good situational awareness," Snipe added, pointing at a screen.
Principal Nezu, a small, impeccably dressed
creature that resembled a hybrid of a bear, mouse, and dog, sipped a cup of
Darjeeling tea. "Indeed. But the true test of a hero is not just their
Quirk, but how they apply it under pressure. Let us see who shines."
In the back of the room, standing in the
shadows, All Might was sweating profusely. His eyes were glued to a specific
monitor tracking Battle Center B.
Oh no, All Might thought, panic rising in his
chest. He's stopped moving. Oh god, he's closing his eyes. He's going to do it.
He's actually going to do it.
"Wait," Eraserhead (Shota Aizawa)
muttered, leaning forward in his chair, his tired eyes narrowing. "What is
Examinee Midoriya doing? He hasn't moved. Is he frozen in fear?"
On the screen, Izuku took a deep breath.
"He's not frozen," All Might
whispered, his voice trembling. "Hold onto your teacups."
Back in Center B, Izuku unleashed the beast.
Apex T-Rex: Full Transformation.
It was not a gradual shift. It was an
explosion of biological mass.
A shockwave of displaced air erupted from
Izuku's position, carrying the force of a Category 3 hurricane. The three
One-Pointer robots in front of him didn't even have time to process the threat
before the wind caught them, ripping their chassis apart and hurling their
metal components through the windows of the adjacent buildings.
The green light faded.
Standing in the middle of the main avenue,
completely blocking out the sun for three city blocks, was the Tyrant King.
Izuku stood fifty feet tall at the hip, his
massive, spiked tail stretching another sixty feet behind him. His emerald
scales gleamed like armor plating. His thighs were as thick as redwood trunks.
His jaws hung open in a lazy, terrifying gape, revealing teeth the size of
traffic cones.
The silence that fell over Battle Center B was
absolute.
Every single examinee within a one-mile radius
stopped fighting. The blue-haired boy dropped the robot he was holding. Uraraka
froze in mid-air. Kids who were mid-punch simply hung their arms, their jaws
dropping to the pavement.
The robots stopped too. Their rudimentary AI
processing units completely locked up, failing to compute the existence of a
prehistoric, mythological extinction event standing in the middle of the
street.
Izuku blinked his massive yellow eyes. He
looked down.
The street looked very small. The robots
looked like tiny green army men. The buildings barely reached his shoulders.
Okay, Izuku thought, his voice echoing in his
own head. Time to get some points.
Izuku took a single step forward.
His right foot, weighing several tons and
backed by infinite kinetic density, slammed into the pavement. The street
simply ceased to exist. A crater twenty feet deep and fifty feet wide
spiderwebbed outward. The seismic tremor knocked every student within a
four-block radius flat on their backs.
A group of five Two-Pointers happened to be in
the area of that footstep. They weren't crushed; they were atomized. The metal
was compressed so violently into the earth that it fused with the concrete.
"Uh," Present Mic's voice stuttered
over the PA system, completely devoid of his usual hype. "Examinee
Midoriya... scores... ten points? I... I think?"
Izuku didn't stop. He just started walking
down the main avenue.
He wasn't running. He wasn't rampaging. He was
just taking a leisurely stroll.
But a leisurely stroll for the Apex T-Rex was
a localized apocalypse for the mock city.
With every casual swing of his tail, the top
three floors of a skyscraper were cleanly sheared off, sending concrete and
rebar raining down into the empty streets below. Whenever a Three-Pointer
locked onto him and fired a missile, the projectile bounced off his scales with
a pathetic ping, and Izuku would accidentally step on the robot while trying to
see what hit him.
He sneezed.
The resulting gale-force wind blew a cluster
of twenty One-Pointers straight through a reinforced concrete wall, embedding
them into the adjacent building like modern art.
"EXCUSE ME! WHAT IS THAT?!" the blue-haired
boy screamed, clinging to a lamppost for dear life as the ground shook
violently with every one of Izuku's footsteps.
Uraraka was hiding behind a flipped car, her
hands over her head. "Is that a student?! Is he allowed to be that
big?!"
In the observation room, the faculty was in
utter, catastrophic disarray.
Power Loader, the hero in charge of the robot
manufacturing, was on his knees, openly weeping, clutching his head. "My
budget... my beautiful babies... he's not even attacking them! He's just
walking on them! It took me six months to calibrate those sensors!"
"Good lord," Midnight whispered,
fanning herself aggressively. "That is... terrifyingly raw power."
Aizawa was furiously typing on a terminal.
"His score is climbing exponentially. He's destroying robots by proxy. The
collateral damage is causing structural collapses that are crushing more
targets. He's at two thousand points. Three thousand. This is ridiculous."
Principal Nezu's teacup was rattling against
his saucer. He slowly lowered it. "Fascinating. A Quirk that utterly
defies the laws of conservation of mass and energy. He's a walking natural
disaster. And yet... he looks incredibly bored."
"He is," All Might whimpered from
the back of the room. "He's just trying to get it over with."
"We can't let him destroy the entire
center!" Eraserhead barked. "He's already leveled sector four and
five! If he keeps going, there won't be any robots left for the other
examinees!"
"Release the Zero Pointer," Nezu
commanded, his beady eyes gleaming with a mixture of terror and scientific
curiosity. "Let us see how he handles an obstacle of equal scale."
Someone slammed a large red button on the
console.
Back in Battle Center B, Izuku had just
reached the center of the city. He had stopped walking because he couldn't find
any more robots. He looked left. He looked right. Just empty, crushed streets
and terrified students peeking out from behind rubble.
I think I have enough points, Izuku thought,
letting out a heavy sigh that knocked over a billboard. I wonder if I can just
sit down until the timer runs out.
Suddenly, the ground beneath him began to
shake. Not from his own weight, but from something beneath the city.
The street two blocks ahead exploded outward.
A massive, towering colossus of grey steel and glowing red lights rose from the
subterranean hangar. It was the Zero Pointer. The gimmick. The obstacle.
It was massive, towering over the skyscrapers,
easily standing a hundred feet tall. Its treads crushed the asphalt, and its
gigantic, clawed hands swung back, ready to obliterate anything in its path.
"LESS THAN TWO MINUTES REMAINING!"
Present Mic announced, his voice trembling slightly.
The students who had been hiding from Izuku
now realized they were caught between a Kaiju and a Mega-Mech. Panic erupted.
"Run!"
"It's the Zero Pointer! It's huge!"
"Are we supposed to fight that?!"
Izuku turned his massive head to look at the
Zero Pointer.
The robot's optic sensors scanned the area,
locking onto the largest target. It raised a massive, steel-girder-sized fist
and drove forward, directly toward Izuku.
Down on the ground, a cry of pain rang out.
Izuku glanced down. Uraraka was trapped under
a piece of rubble that had fallen from a building. Her leg was pinned. She was
staring up at the impending clash of titans, terror etched into her features.
Izuku looked back at the Zero Pointer. The
giant robot was barreling down the street, mindless and destructive.
Izuku didn't feel a surge of heroic
adrenaline. He didn't hear a soaring orchestral soundtrack in his head. He just
felt a mild sense of annoyance that this loud, ugly robot was interrupting his
attempt to take a nap, and it was threatening the nice girl who had stopped him
from tripping.
It looks like a giant piece of broccoli, Izuku
thought, analyzing the robot's green-tinted armor plating. I don't like
broccoli.
The Zero Pointer threw a massive punch, aiming
dead center for Izuku's snout.
Izuku didn't dodge. He didn't block.
He just opened his mouth.
As the massive steel fist hurled toward him,
carrying enough kinetic energy to level a city block, Izuku lunged forward. His
jaws unhinged, stretching to a physically impossible degree, and snapped down
around the entire head and upper torso of the Zero Pointer.
CRRRUUUUNNNCHHH.
The sound of shattering titanium, tearing
steel, and exploding hydraulics echoed across the entire U.A. campus.
The Zero Pointer's forward momentum stopped
instantly. The force of the bite was so absolute, so overwhelmingly
devastating, that the robot's armor plating crumpled like wet tissue paper.
Izuku clamped his jaws shut, severing the
robot's head and shoulders from its torso entirely.
Sparks showered down like fireworks. The
headless, torso-less remains of the Zero Pointer stood frozen for a second,
circuits shorting out in spectacular fashion, before the massive chassis tipped
over backward and crashed into the street, completely immobilized.
Izuku stood there, the top half of the giant
robot resting in his mouth. He chewed once.
Definitely tastes like pennies, he thought.
Gross.
With a casual toss of his head, Izuku spit the
mangled, unrecognizable ball of crushed steel into an empty lot. It landed with
a dull, heavy thud, rolling a few feet before coming to a stop.
The silence that followed was louder than the
explosion.
Every student in Battle Center B was frozen in
place. Uraraka, still trapped under the rubble, was staring at the T-Rex with
her mouth wide open, her brain completely failing to process how a
flesh-and-blood creature had just eaten a building-sized robot like an hors
d'oeuvre.
Izuku looked down at Uraraka. He gently
lowered his massive snout, being very careful not to exhale too hard and blow
her away. With surgical precision, he used the very tip of his snout to nudge
the piece of rubble pinning her leg, flipping it away as easily as a human
flipping a coin.
He gave her a slight nod, then shrank back
down.
In a flash of green light, the fifty-foot
monster was gone, replaced by a scrawny, freckled teenager standing amidst a
war zone of catastrophic destruction.
Izuku dusted off his pants, which were
perfectly intact. He looked up at the sky.
"TIME'S UP!" Present Mic's voice
finally crackled over the speakers, sounding deeply, profoundly relieved.
"THE EXAM IS OVER!"
Izuku let out a long breath. He turned and
started walking back toward the entrance gates, stepping casually over the
millions of dollars of destroyed U.A. property.
The blue-haired boy, Iida, was staring at him,
his glasses askew. Uraraka was sitting on the ground, rubbing her leg, watching
him walk away.
Izuku stopped, turned his head slightly, and
called out to no one in particular.
"Does anyone know if the cafeteria is
open?" Izuku asked, rubbing his stomach. "I have a weird metallic
taste in my mouth, and I really want a juice box."
Nobody answered him.
Up in the observation room, the screens
flickered and went dark.
The silence was deafening.
Power Loader was curled into a fetal position
on the floor, softly sobbing. "He ate it... he just bit its head off... do
you know how much the central processing unit cost? Do you?"
Eraserhead rubbed his eyes, which were
bloodshot and twitching. He looked at the final tally on his terminal.
"Examinee Izuku Midoriya," Aizawa
read, his voice devoid of all emotion. "Villain points... five thousand,
three hundred and twenty. Rescue points... well, he saved the girl, so let's
throw sixty on there. Total score... five thousand, three hundred and
eighty."
Midnight let out a breathless laugh. "The
previous record was... what? A hundred? We... we have a god applying to our
school."
Principal Nezu placed his teacup down. He
steepled his paws together, a manic, slightly terrified grin spreading across
his furry face.
"Well, gentlemen and ladies," Nezu
said softly. "It appears our curriculum for the upcoming year will need
some... adjustments. Specifically, I recommend we reinforce the walls of
classroom 1-A with adamantium, and perhaps triple our insurance policy."
All Might just put his head in his hands.
"I'm going to retire," Toshinori
mumbled to the floor. "I'm just going to retire and move to the
mountains."
Izuku Midoriya had passed the entrance exam in
exactly four minutes and twenty seconds. He didn't know his score, and he
didn't care. All he cared about was getting that juice box, and hoping that
U.A. had comfortable desks.
Shota Aizawa, the Underground Hero known as
Eraserhead, was a man who lived by a strict code of logic. He believed that the
world was governed by rules. Physics, biology, combat tactics, human
psychology—these were tangible, quantifiable things.
Aizawa’s Quirk, Erasure, was the ultimate
equalizer. By simply looking at a target, he could shut down their genetic
superpowers, reducing the most arrogant, flashy heroes and villains to normal,
fragile human beings. Once they were ordinary, Aizawa would dismantle them with
superior martial arts and his capture weapon. It was a flawless system based on
the fundamental law that beneath every Quirk, there was just a squishy,
breakable person.
Then, Principal Nezu handed him the file for
Izuku Midoriya.
Aizawa sat in the dimly lit U.A. staff room, a
jelly pouch clamped between his teeth, staring at the physical dossier on his
desk. He had spent the last three days reviewing the footage from Battle Center
B. He had watched it in real-time. He had watched it in slow motion. He had
watched it frame-by-frame.
Aizawa rubbed his bloodshot eyes and looked at
the attached medical report from a Dr. Tsubasa.
Patient Name: Izuku Midoriya.
Quirk: Apex T-Rex.
Notes: Subject’s base genetic structure is
infinitely dense. Muscle fibers behave like carbon-nanotube bundles wrapped in
adamantium. Subject does not require oxygen, though he enjoys breathing out of
habit. Subject’s skin cannot be pierced by any known medical or industrial
instrument. Do not attempt to draw blood; it will break the needle and hurt
your feelings.
Aizawa took a long, slow sip from his jelly
pouch.
"This is a prank," Aizawa muttered
to the empty staff room. "Nezu is messing with me. This kid is a CGI
construct. He doesn't exist."
"Oh, he exists, Shota!" a chipper
voice called out.
Aizawa didn't look up as Present Mic slid into
the rolling chair next to him, propping his leather-clad boots onto the desk.
"I saw him eat the Zero Pointer, Shota!
He ate it! Like a crouton!" Present Mic cackled, shivering slightly.
"The kid is a monster! A totally chill, apathetic monster! I tried to talk
to him after the exam, and he just asked me if my hair gel was flammable
because he didn't want to accidentally ignite it if he burped. What does that
even mean?!"
Aizawa let his head fall forward, thunking his
forehead against the wooden desk.
"I expel students who lack
potential," Aizawa said to the wood. "I expel students who are
illogical. How am I supposed to teach a student who breaks the laws of thermodynamics
just by standing there? If I erase his Quirk... what happens? Does he turn back
into a normal kid? Or is this 'base density' thing a permanent mutation?"
"Only one way to find out, Eraser!"
Present Mic slapped him on the back. "Good luck with homeroom! I hear he's
in your class!"
Aizawa groaned, sliding out of his chair and
slithering into his bright yellow sleeping bag. He zipped it up to his chin. It
was the first day of school, and he already wanted to retire.
The door to Classroom 1-A was massive,
designed to accommodate students with gigantification or mutant Quirks. For
Izuku, it was just a nicely sized door.
He stood in the hallway, wearing his standard
U.A. uniform. The school had actually sent an apologetic letter to his mother
the week prior, explaining that they had to custom-weave his uniform using
experimental ballistic fibers developed for orbital reentry, just in case he
sneezed and accidentally shredded normal cotton. It was surprisingly breathable.
Izuku reached out and grabbed the oversized
handle. He turned it with a fraction of a percent of his strength, gently
sliding the massive door open.
Chaos immediately assaulted his ears.
"Remove your foot from that desk
immediately!" a loud, robotic voice barked.
Izuku blinked, looking into the classroom. The
blue-haired boy with glasses from the orientation—Tenya Iida—was standing at
the front of the room, furiously chopping his arm up and down like a
malfunctioning metronome.
He was yelling at Katsuki Bakugo.
Bakugo was slouched in his chair, his feet
propped up on the pristine wood of his desk, an explosive scowl plastered on
his face.
"Huh?" Bakugo sneered. "Who the
hell are you to tell me what to do, Four-Eyes?"
"I am Tenya Iida, from the Somie Private
Academy!" Iida declared proudly. "And you are disrespecting the very
foundation of this school, and the great upperclassmen who once sat at these
desks!"
"Somie, huh?" Bakugo scoffed, a dark
grin spreading across his face. "So you're a stuck-up elite? I'm gonna
have fun blowing you to pieces."
"Blowing me to pieces?!" Iida
gasped, clutching his chest. "Are you truly aiming to be a hero with that
attitude?!"
Izuku stood in the doorway, letting out a soft
sigh. Kacchan is already making friends, he thought. How nice.
Izuku took a step into the room. The moment
his red sneaker touched the linoleum floor, a distinct, heavy thud echoed
through the classroom. It wasn't loud, but the sheer, microscopic vibration it
sent through the floorboards made every student in the room pause.
Bakugo’s eyes snapped toward the door. The
smug, arrogant grin instantly melted off his face, replaced by a twitching,
involuntary grimace of deep, primal discomfort. He violently yanked his feet
off the desk and sat up straight, crossing his arms and glaring a hole into the
chalkboard.
Iida turned around. He adjusted his glasses,
his eyes widening.
"Ah!" Iida gasped. "You! You're
the... the...!"
Iida's brain struggled to formulate the words.
The boy who ate the Zero Pointer didn't seem like a polite introduction.
"I'm Izuku Midoriya," Izuku said
softly, bowing his head slightly. "Nice to meet you."
Iida immediately snapped into a perfect,
ninety-degree bow. "I am Tenya Iida! I must apologize for my behavior
during the orientation! You clearly understood the true nature of the practical
exam! You were saving your strength for the ultimate threat, while I was
foolishly distracted by the point system! I misjudged you, Midoriya! You are
clearly superior!"
Izuku stared blankly at the top of Iida's
head. "I was just sleepy," Izuku replied honestly.
"Such humility!" Iida cried,
straightening up.
"Oh! It's you!"
Izuku turned to see the bubbly girl from the
entrance exam, Ochaco Uraraka, bounding over to him. She stopped just short of
him, suddenly remembering that standing too close to him felt like standing
next to a humming nuclear reactor.
"The super-dense guy!" Uraraka
beamed. "I never got to properly thank you for saving me! You just flicked
that giant piece of rubble off me like it was a pebble! And then you... you bit
that robot's head off! It was the most terrifying and amazing thing I've ever
seen! My jaw was on the floor!"
"You're welcome," Izuku said,
scratching the back of his neck. "I'm glad you didn't get squished."
Suddenly, a voice, dry and raspy like
sandpaper, drifted up from the floor.
"If you're just here to make friends, you
can pack up your things and leave."
The three students froze. They looked down.
Laying horizontally on the floor, perfectly
still, was a giant, bright yellow caterpillar. Slowly, a zipper ran down the
front, and a haggard, unkempt man with bags under his eyes rolled out. He stood
up, holding a juice pouch.
"It took you exactly eight seconds to
quiet down," Shota Aizawa droned, scanning the room with dead, tired eyes.
"Time is limited. You kids are not rational enough."
The class collectively shivered. The man
radiated a terrifying, intense aura.
Aizawa’s eyes swept over the students,
lingering on Bakugo, moving past Todoroki, and finally stopping on Izuku.
Aizawa stared at the green-haired boy.
Izuku stared back. He blinked slowly.
For a terrifying moment, Aizawa felt a bead of
sweat roll down the back of his neck. His instincts as a Pro Hero were
screaming at him. The boy wasn't doing anything. He wasn't radiating malice. He
wasn't even standing aggressively. But Aizawa's brain recognized that he was
standing in the same room as an apex predator. It was the same feeling a field
mouse gets when a hawk casts a shadow over the grass.
Aizawa forced himself to break eye contact,
clearing his throat.
"I am your homeroom teacher, Shota
Aizawa," he announced, pulling a dark blue P.E. uniform out of his
sleeping bag. "Nice to meet you. Now put these on and head out to the
training grounds."
The P.E. grounds of U.A. were expansive,
consisting of a massive dirt field, running tracks, and various athletic
testing stations.
Class 1-A stood in a cluster, wearing their
gym uniforms, looking nervously at Aizawa. The teacher stood before them,
holding a digital tablet and a baseball.
"A Quirk Apprehension Test?" the
class echoed in surprise.
"What about the entrance ceremony? The
orientation?" Uraraka asked, tilting her head.
"If you're going to become a hero, you
don't have time for such leisurely events," Aizawa said coldly, his back
turned to them. "U.A.'s selling point is how unrestricted its school
traditions are. That's also how the teachers run their classes. You kids have
been doing these physical fitness tests since junior high, right? Pitching,
long jump, fifty-meter dash. But you were never allowed to use your
Quirks."
Aizawa turned around, his eyes locking onto
Bakugo.
"Bakugo, you finished at the top of the
practical exam's normal rankings," Aizawa said. He conveniently ignored
the fact that Izuku had broken the grading algorithm. "In junior high,
what was your best result for the softball throw?"
"Sixty-seven meters," Bakugo
scoffed, stuffing his hands in his pockets.
"Then try doing it with your Quirk,"
Aizawa instructed, tossing the baseball to the explosive blonde. "Step
into the circle. As long as you don't leave it, you can do whatever you want.
Don't hold back."
Bakugo caught the ball. A dark, vicious grin
stretched across his face. He rolled his shoulders, stepping into the chalk
circle. He stretched his arm back, his palm crackling with miniature
explosions.
I'll show that damn Deku, Bakugo thought
furiously. He might be a giant freak, but my explosions are the ultimate power!
I'll blow this ball to the moon!
"DIIIIIIIIEEEE!" Bakugo roared.
He whipped his arm forward, unleashing a
massive, concussive blast from his palm that propelled the baseball into the
sky like a cannonball. A trail of black smoke followed the ball as it soared
over the horizon.
The class gasped in awe.
"Know your own maximum first,"
Aizawa said, holding up his tablet as it beeped. "That is the most
rational way to form the foundation of a hero."
He turned the screen around. It read: 705.2
meters.
"Over 700 meters?!" Denki Kaminari,
a boy with yellow hair and a black lightning streak, yelled. "That's
insane!"
"Awesome! We can actually use our
Quirks!" Mina Ashido, a pink-skinned girl, cheered. "This looks like
fun!"
Aizawa’s expression darkened. The air
temperature seemed to drop ten degrees.
"Fun?" Aizawa repeated, his voice
dangerously low. "You have three years to become heroes. Are you going to
have an attitude of 'fun' the whole time? Idiots."
He smiled, but it was a terrifying, feral
grimace.
"Alright. New rule. Whoever comes in last
place in all eight events will be judged as having no potential... and will be
punished with expulsion."
The class erupted in panic.
"Expulsion?!" Uraraka cried.
"But it's the first day! That's not fair!"
"Natural disasters, massive accidents,
villain attacks," Aizawa listed off, his eyes glowing slightly red.
"The world is full of unfairness. Heroes are the ones who reverse those
situations. If you wanted to go talk to your friends at McDonald's after
school, too bad. For the next three years, U.A. will throw hardship after
hardship at you. Go Plus Ultra. Overcome it with all you have."
He let the threat hang in the air, washing
over the terrified students.
Except for one.
Aizawa glanced at Midoriya. The boy was
staring up at a cloud that looked vaguely like a pillow, completely zoning out.
He hadn't even flinched at the word 'expulsion'.
Aizawa gritted his teeth. We'll see how
apathetic you are when you're forced to actually perform, kid.
The Quirk Apprehension Test began.
To say that Izuku Midoriya ruined the grading
curve would be the understatement of the century.
Test 1: 50-Meter Dash
Tenya Iida ran against Tsuyu Asui. Iida’s
engine legs propelled him across the finish line in a respectable 3.04 seconds.
He looked quite proud of himself.
Then, it was Izuku’s turn. He was paired
against Bakugo.
They stood at the starting line. Bakugo was in
a low sprinter's stance, his palms facing backward, sparking with explosive
energy. He glared sideways at Izuku, who was just standing there, completely
upright, his hands in his pockets.
"I'm gonna leave you in the dust,
Deku," Bakugo hissed.
Izuku just blinked. "Okay."
The robotic proctor raised its flag.
"Ready... Go!"
Bakugo launched himself forward with a massive
double-explosion, rocketing across the track like a missile.
Izuku didn't run. He simply took one single,
casual step forward.
However, because his leg muscles possessed the
raw kinetic power of a tectonic plate shift, that single step propelled his
body forward with instantaneous, frictionless momentum.
BOOM.
A supersonic shockwave shattered the air. A
cloud of dust exploded from the starting line. The wind shear violently flipped
Bakugo mid-air, sending the explosive boy tumbling into the grass with a
shriek.
Before the sound of the starting gun had even
finished echoing, Izuku was standing on the other side of the finish line,
completely still, looking slightly bored.
The robotic camera’s digital timer glitched,
flashed rapidly, and finally settled on a number.
0.001 Seconds.
The class was dead silent. Aizawa lowered his
tablet, his eye twitching uncontrollably. He just walked. He didn't even use
his Quirk. He just took a step.
Test 2: Grip Strength
Mezo Shoji, a tall boy with multiple arms,
squeezed his machine and scored an impressive 540 kilograms. The class cheered
him on.
Izuku walked up to the testing station. He was
handed a digital grip-strength dynamometer.
"Just squeeze it as hard as you
can," the proctor robot instructed.
Izuku looked at the small metal device. If I
squeeze this, he thought, it'll break. I'll try to just give it a firm
handshake.
Izuku gripped the device. He applied roughly
0.0000001% of his muscular capacity.
The dynamometer didn't just break. It
underwent subatomic compression. The metal screamed, contorting, folding in on
itself, and finally collapsing into a sphere of matter so dense that it began
to emit a faint, glowing light before disintegrating into fine powder.
Izuku opened his hand. A small pile of
metallic dust blew away in the breeze.
He looked at Aizawa. "I think the battery
died."
Aizawa just slowly wrote INFINITY on his
digital tablet, rubbing his temples.
Test 3 & 4: Standing Long Jump &
Repeated Side Steps
For the long jump, Izuku simply hopped
slightly. He cleared the entire sandbox, flew over the track, and landed
perfectly in the neighboring forest, forcing Aizawa to wait five minutes for
him to walk back.
For the side steps, Mineta—a short boy with
sticky purple balls on his head—bounced rapidly back and forth. When Izuku
tried, he realized that moving side-to-side too quickly would create localized
tornadoes. To avoid hurting his classmates, he just gently swayed his
shoulders. The sheer air pressure displaced by his torso still knocked Mineta
over like a bowling pin.
The class was no longer amazed. They were
terrified.
"What... what is he?" Kaminari
whispered, hiding behind a tall boy with a bird head. "He hasn't even
transformed into that dinosaur thing yet. He's just... doing this in his base
form."
"It's illogical," Momo Yaoyorozu
murmured, her brow furrowed in deep, intellectual distress. "His
mass-to-power ratio shouldn't exist. He violates the laws of physics just by
existing."
Bakugo was sitting in the grass, his hands
clutching his knees, rocking back and forth slightly, muttering to himself
about "exfoliating breezes" and "melted pencils."
Finally, they reached the climax of the test.
Test 5: The Softball Pitch
It was Izuku’s turn. He stood in the chalk
circle, holding a fresh baseball.
Aizawa stood a few feet away, his capture
weapon unwinding slightly from around his neck. The teacher’s eyes were
narrowed, glowing with a faint, intense light. His hair began to levitate,
defying gravity.
I need to know, Aizawa thought desperately. I
need to know if this is a physical mutation, or an active emitter Quirk cloaked
as a mutation. I will erase his Quirk. I will shut down whatever energy is
fueling him. If he's relying on some invisible stockpile of power, I'll cut it
off, and he'll just be a normal kid throwing a ball.
Aizawa locked his gaze onto Izuku. Erasure:
Active.
Izuku stood in the circle. He suddenly felt a
very mild, almost unnoticeable tickle on the back of his neck, like a single
ant crawling across his skin. He scratched it.
He looked at the baseball in his hand. If I
throw this normally, he thought, I might accidentally throw it through the
moon. The moon controls the tides. Mom likes going to the beach. I shouldn't
destroy the moon.
Izuku decided the safest way to restrict his
power was to use a partial transformation. He couldn't use his full arm, that
was too much leverage.
In a flash of green light, Izuku’s right
arm—from the shoulder down—transformed.
The human flesh shifted into dense, emerald
scales. But it didn't grow large. In fact, it grew comically small. Izuku had
manifested the tiny, vestigial, two-fingered forearm of a T-Rex.
The class stared in bewildered silence. Izuku,
a normal-sized teenager, now had a tiny, eighteen-inch dinosaur arm dangling
from his right shoulder, clutching the baseball between two small claws.
Aizawa’s eyes widened in absolute shock. My
erasure... it didn't work! He still transformed! But why? Why did he make his
arm smaller?!
"Um," Izuku said, looking at Aizawa.
"Your hair is floating, Mr. Aizawa. Are you okay?"
Aizawa blinked, breaking his Quirk. His hair
fell flat. His eyes were burning from keeping them open, but the physical pain
was nothing compared to the psychological damage he was currently suffering.
"I... I erased your Quirk," Aizawa
stammered, his stoic persona cracking entirely. "I looked right at you.
You shouldn't have been able to transform."
Izuku tilted his head. "Oh. Was that you?
It felt a little itchy. But my Quirk is a permanent mutation, Mr. Aizawa. It
doesn't really 'turn off'. The transforming part is just... flexing, I guess.
Like flexing a muscle."
Aizawa stared at him. The underground hero,
who had fought villains for over a decade, who had dismantled criminal empires
using pure logic and martial arts, realized in that moment that he was utterly,
completely obsolete.
He couldn't erase the boy's power. He couldn't
fight him physically. He couldn't teach him anything about combat, because what
could a human teach a god?
"Just throw the ball, Midoriya,"
Aizawa whispered, sounding like a man whose soul had left his body.
"Okay," Izuku said cheerfully.
Izuku didn't wind up. He didn't step into the
throw. With his tiny, vestigial T-Rex arm, he simply held the ball up in front
of his face, and flicked his wrist.
The motion was so small, so deceptively
insignificant.
But the energy transferred from the T-Rex
muscles into the baseball was catastrophic.
The baseball didn't fly. It disappeared.
Instantly, a massive, deafening CRACK ripped
through the training grounds, louder than a thunderstorm. A visible ring of
condensed white vapor—a supersonic shockwave—exploded from Izuku’s position,
rippling outward and flattening the grass for a hundred yards in every
direction.
The sheer force of the displaced air hit the
class like a physical wall. Iida was blown backward off his feet. Uraraka
shrieked, floating herself to avoid hitting the ground. Mineta was launched
into the air like a ragdoll.
Aizawa dug his heels into the dirt, crossing
his arms over his face, his capture weapon whipping wildly in the localized
hurricane.
Up in the sky, a streak of blue light—the
baseball instantly igniting into plasma due to atmospheric friction—shot
straight up at an eighty-degree angle, cutting through the clouds and
disappearing into the upper atmosphere.
Silence slowly returned to the training
ground, save for the ringing in everyone's ears.
Izuku’s tiny T-Rex arm popped back into a
normal, human arm. He rubbed his shoulder. "That was a good stretch."
Aizawa slowly lowered his arms. His hair was
blown entirely to one side. He looked at the digital tracker in his hand.
The screen was cracked, spider-webbed from the
shockwave. But the digital readout was still functioning, struggling to process
the GPS coordinates of the ball.
The numbers climbed. 1,000 meters. 5,000
meters. 10,000 meters.
Then, the device simply beeped twice, and
displayed a single word:
ORBIT.
Aizawa stared at the screen. He turned it
around, completely silently, and showed it to the class.
The teenagers, picking themselves up out of
the dirt, stared at the word. Their brains completely blue-screened.
"Orbit?" Kaminari choked out.
"He threw a baseball... into orbit? With a baby dinosaur arm?!"
"He bypassed the escape velocity of the
Earth," Yaoyorozu whispered, her knees trembling. "That's 11.2
kilometers per second. He... he flicked his wrist and broke the laws of
astrophysics."
"Deku..."
A low, guttural growl echoed across the field.
Everyone turned. Katsuki Bakugo was standing
up. His face was obscured by shadows, his fists clenched so tightly his
knuckles were white. The trembling fear that had held him back all morning was
suddenly overridden by a volcanic, irrational surge of prideful rage.
For ten years, Bakugo had believed he was the
strongest. And here, in front of the elite heroes of U.A., Deku was making him
look like an insect.
"DEKU!" Bakugo screamed, his voice
cracking with absolute hysteria. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! YOU DAMN NERD!
WHAT ARE YOU?! TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE!"
Bakugo lunged forward, launching himself
through the air with a massive explosion, completely abandoning logic. He
didn't care about the rules. He didn't care about expulsion. He just wanted to
wipe that stupid, bored look off Deku's face.
"Bakugo, stop!" Aizawa yelled,
reaching for his capture weapon. But he was too slow. Bakugo was already
mid-air, his smoking palm aimed directly at Izuku’s face.
Izuku sighed. He didn't want to hit Kacchan.
Hitting Kacchan would probably turn him into a fine red mist. But he also
wanted Bakugo to calm down so they could finish class and go eat lunch.
Izuku didn't transform. He didn't move. He
just opened his mouth, drew a deep breath, and let out a vocalization.
He didn't scream. He roared.
But because his vocal cords were imbued with
the power of the Apex T-Rex, the resulting sound was not a human noise.
It was a guttural, bone-rattling, Jurassic
Park-level bellow that resonated at a frequency so low and so powerful, it
physically shook the internal organs of everyone on the field.
"RRROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!"
The sound wave was visible. It hit Bakugo
mid-air like a solid wall of kinetic energy. The sheer decibel level completely
neutralized the sound of Bakugo's explosions, snuffing out the flames in his
palms like blowing out a birthday candle.
Bakugo hung suspended in the air for a
fraction of a second, pinned by the sonic pressure.
Then, the wind from the roar hit him.
Bakugo’s spiky, ash-blonde hair—which had
defied gravity and styling products for his entire life—was violently blown
backward, flattening completely against his scalp. The skin on his face rippled
dramatically from the G-force.
The roar lasted for exactly three seconds.
When Izuku closed his mouth, Bakugo dropped
out of the sky like a stone, landing face-first in the dirt right at Izuku’s
feet.
The entire class stood frozen in sheer,
unadulterated terror. Nobody breathed. Nobody blinked.
Bakugo slowly pushed himself up on his hands
and knees. His normally explosive hair was completely slicked back, giving him
the appearance of a very angry, heavily gelled businessman. He looked up at
Izuku, his eyes wide, dilated, and completely devoid of hostility.
The lizard brain had taken over again.
"Are you done, Kacchan?" Izuku asked
politely. "Your hair looks nice like that."
Bakugo didn't scream. He didn't swear. He just
swallowed hard, nodded very slowly, and crawled backward on his hands and knees
until he was safely behind Aizawa’s legs.
Izuku looked up at his teacher.
Aizawa stood perfectly still. The capture
weapon hung limply from his hands. His eyes were wide, staring at the boy who
had just subjugated the most aggressive student in the school with a burp.
"Mr. Aizawa," Izuku said, scratching
his cheek. "Are we done? I'm getting kind of hungry. I think they have
udon in the cafeteria today."
Aizawa looked at Izuku. He looked at the
slicked-back Bakugo shivering behind his legs. He looked at the digital tracker
that still read ORBIT.
He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and
exhaled the last shred of his dignity.
"The physical tests are over,"
Aizawa said, his voice hollow. "I will project the final results."
He tapped his tablet. A holographic screen
popped up.
Rank 1: Izuku Midoriya.
Rank 2: Momo Yaoyorozu.
Rank 3: Shoto Todoroki.
...
Rank 21: Minoru Mineta.
Mineta fell to his knees, openly weeping.
"No! I'm expelled! I never even got to touch a girl!"
"By the way, I was lying about the
expulsion," Aizawa said mechanically, turning his back to the class.
The class stared in shock.
"What?" Uraraka gasped.
"It was a logical ruse," Aizawa
droned, though his voice lacked any conviction. He sounded like a man reading
off a cue card at gunpoint. "It was designed to draw out your upper
limits. Nobody is going home."
He didn't tell them the truth. He didn't tell
them that he couldn't expel anyone because he realized he had absolutely zero
authority over this class as long as Midoriya was in it. If Midoriya wanted to
stay, Midoriya stayed. If Midoriya wanted to become the principal, Nezu would
probably hand over the keys and run for his life.
"Go to the locker rooms, change, and
return to the classroom," Aizawa commanded softly. "The syllabus is
on your desks. Midoriya."
Izuku stopped. "Yes, Mr. Aizawa?"
Aizawa didn't turn around. He just stared
blankly at the horizon, where the baseball had disappeared into the
stratosphere.
"Please don't sneeze in my
classroom," Aizawa whispered. "That's my only rule."
Izuku nodded seriously. "I promise, sir.
I'll hold it in."
"Good. Dismissed."
As the students filed away, whispering
fearfully among themselves and keeping a minimum fifty-foot perimeter around
Izuku, Aizawa stood alone on the training field.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out his
cell phone. He dialed a number.
"Hello, Recovery Girl?" Aizawa said,
his voice completely flat.
"Yes, Aizawa? Do you have injured
students already?" the elderly heroine replied.
"No," Aizawa said, slowly unzipping
his yellow sleeping bag and climbing inside it, right there in the middle of the
dirt field. "But I need you to prescribe me the strongest anti-anxiety
medication you have. Legally or illegally, I don't care. Also, tell Nezu I'm
taking a personal day tomorrow. I'm going to lie here and watch the
clouds."
He zipped the sleeping bag over his head,
leaving the world behind, profoundly aware that the era of logical heroism was
officially dead, crushed beneath the heel of a sleepy, green-haired dinosaur.